Due to the increased ant populations in our home, I have had nightmares of ants attacking me and/or our home four nights this week. One of these was after we watched The Firm, and the ants were being controlled by the mob, our house was being bugged, and we were attempted to combat the ants silently, without making it obvious. Weird.
And, tonight when we ordered dessert from the restaurant, my plate showed up with about thirty ants on it, with just a few eeking onto my cake. And Stephen’s? None.
It’s like they know how much I hate them.